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"The Square Root of Three"
by: David Feinberg

I fear that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

-also from Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay

Once, as he was gazing northward,
Far away upon a prairie
He beheld a maiden standing,
Saw a tall and slender maiden
All alone upon a prairie;
Brightest green were all her garments,
And her hair was like the sunshine.
Day by day he gazed upon her,
Day by day he sighed with passion,
Day by day his heart within him
Grew more hot with love and longing
For the maid with yellow tresses.
But he was too fat and lazy
To bestir himself and woo her;
Yes, too indolent and easy
To pursue her and persuade her;
So he only gazed upon her,
Only sat and sighed with passion
For the maiden of the prairie.

- from The Four Winds by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

TV is on mute while watching a UFC fight between Mike Swick and Marcus Davis while my computer downloads Pro Evolution Soccer 2008, my iTunes on shuffle with my feel good playlist along with the new song I learned, Feel Good Song by Hollywood Music, and instant noodle cup in hand, chop sticks on the other, and all I'm missing is an ice cold beer. This is probably not the best way to end my summer, but at least I'm not getting all emotional over some chick or people I'm going to miss this semester. Fo Shiz!

Instant noodles…<3

I was tagged by Toni Marie Despojo mjax08.deviantart.com/, read the rules and decided that it would be fun to do this little activity.

Rules:
1. You have to post the rules
2. Every person tagged has to write 10 things about themselves
3. You have to write them in your journal
4. After that, tag 5 more people
5. Go to that person's page and tell them about it

Here it goes:
1. One of my favorite hobbies is breathing.
2. I'm a neat freak when it comes to my stuff, I like it when things are in order.
3. I love BEER.
4. At this very moment, I'm hungry...
5. I'm left handed.
6. I sometimes pretend I'm a Power Ranger.
7. I like to eat, eat, and eat... for free.
8. All my fingers are complete and are where they're supposed to be.
9. I failed both IT21 and IT26... So, I've failed twice in my whole lifetime. Well, if we include all the non-academic shit I've sucked at... Well... It's probably gonna be more than two times. But who's really counting?
10. I think I'd be good for you............. and you'd be good for me.

I will tag......
Nicole nicmic62.deviantart.com/
Paola kalipay.deviantart.com/
Mike mykwee88.deviantart.com/
Hannah badlydrawndoll.deviantart.com/
Hazel henrisha.deviantart.com/

I've had my share of dumb things to say in the past.

Some where stupid while some were crazy, some were dumber than the ordinary, and others were just dim-witted.

But the dumbest by far, is not saying anything…

...nothing at all.